T.A.P.A.

Ever had a two year old? Whew. We have, and we're at it again with baby #2. He's still sweet, don't get me wrong, but naughty is our mainstay lately. Not that you needed more explanation than the "let's ruin mom's rug" post below, but humor me.

Dear Stetson, CET, T.A.P.A. (Chief Executive Toddler, Toddlers against Parents Association)

We don't throw food, plates, or anything else on the kitchen table, for that matter. And, while we're on the subject, get off of the kitchen table. Do not climb on, chew on, or urinate on the table. Speaking of urinating...that's only for diapers, or the potty. And, since you're SO independent, you should just potty train yourself! The potty. It's made for pee and poo. Do not flush 20 times in a row. Do not use the toilet as a swimming pool, bath tub for Elmo, or water fountain. While you are sleeping keep your pajamas on, baby boy. NEVER take them off, undo your diaper and use the contents as finger paint. We don't dump the salt shaker. We don't act like wild, unleashed animals in Target. We don't used DVD's as frisbees, and we don't make our body act like a rigid plank every time mommy proceeds to put you in the carseat.

Need I go on? You may be thinking, "How did she come up with all that funny stuff?" And that would be because it's all happened. And more. He's beyond cute, immensely happy, and a complete charmer. He's just two.